My elaborate and hopefully distracting tray of fairy bread 1

Fairy Bread vs the Third Grade

Fairy bread is a party treat from the antipodes. Crit wrote about it once already–you can read her take here. They (she included, as our down-under correspondent) serve it at kids’ parties in Australia and...

Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich a la Mary Jenkins Langston 1

The Elvis–King of Sandwiches?

In the (pretty definitive) conclusion of his Hitchhiker’s Guide series, Mostly Harmless, Douglas Adams’ character Arthur Dent escaped his menial-but-largely-satisfying existence as Sandwich Maker to a stone age tribe by capturing and riding a Perfectly Normal Beast to...

Donkey burger with jalapeno 5

A Donkeyless Donkey Burger

Look, you can’t get donkey meat in the US. OK, back up a minute. You probably can, shipped frozen from overseas. But they sell it by the shipping container, so the minimum order is...